Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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