Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
