Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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