I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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