Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
