I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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