Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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