i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
