HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
you never un-have a 4some
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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