Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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