How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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