I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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