you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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