STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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