He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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