How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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