David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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