glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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