You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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