Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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