Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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