do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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