nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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