I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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