she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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