i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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