One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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