where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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