Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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