You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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