Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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