is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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