I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
