My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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