We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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