The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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