oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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