I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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