Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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