you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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