Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I need you to use more vowels.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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