The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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