There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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