You surviving the open bar?
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We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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