He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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