its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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