Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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