Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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