Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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