I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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