he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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