this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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