So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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