So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
did i just pee glitter
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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