Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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