jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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