Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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