Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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