no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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